Get it out of the way first. I like it.

Remind him that when the blacks come to burn his house to the ground, they will also have guns with them and will shoot back.

Also, you’re going to take a plastic brush to the hood, roof and trunk to brush off the snow at least a couple times this winter.

If you have to hold your head three inches off the surface of the car to see the scratches, it’s like it’s not scratched at all.

Coming from someone who’s been in the car business 9 years... only about 10% of “I’m keeping this car until it dies!” people actually end up keeping it long enough to pay off the loan.

The numbers favor the Republicans in the Senate in 2018.

President Reagan: 184 members of his administration convicted or investigated for criminal activity.

If a doctor had told me she was dying inside me, suffering, I would want to end her suffering (I say that now, but I maybe would carry to term, WHO KNOWS INDIVIDUALS ARE MULTIFACETED THIS WAY!).

Demographics are more than just urban vs rural. State geography can take into account things like culture, borders, coast, national parks and forests and a lot of other stuff.

it’s sentiments like yours that have given rise to Donald Trump

States are nothing more than random patches of dirt.

Once again, legislators are good at nothing outside of getting elected.

Makes them stick to the roof of your mouth.

When my daughter and I see one while driving around, we say in unison, “racist pervert for President!”

As someone who frequents Michael Symon’s B-Spot, I’m not price-sensitive when it comes to a good burger and fries.

Way better, because he’s ugly as fuck.

An In’n’Out burger is just like a Five Guys burger, but you have a better topping selection at Five Guys.

Driver in the blue shitcan...

If you don’t want to hear reactions, then don’t have a damn audience.