John seems like one of those cooks I always loved to work with, the kind who has seen it all and is nonplussed by everything, and who laughs when something catches on fire. Those are the best.

Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Yes, please don't. I was a courtroom artist for a few years, and what I learned was that, Ted Bundy aside, most predators are lazy and opportunistic. Meticulous home security won't protect you from date rape, spousal rape or incest, but a great deal of home invasion stranger rape involves ingress through an open…

you pay $60 mil for an apartment, you don't need closets - every night you just throw your stuff away, and have your vassals run out and buy you new stuff.

I see the logic here. I like to talk about the unique (privileged) position US antivaxxers CAN take simply because they don't need to protect themselves against diseases that have largely been eradicated here and in other western countries. It's very likely true that they won't catch a disease and if they do, won't…