Take your goddamn star!

You’ve got Lumini listed as a new PS4 release for both Jan 21 and 22.  The only reason why I point this out is because I thought it read “Lumines” at first.  But hey, Lumini looks pretty cool too!

Crunch doesn’t really stop at release either. Day one patches and hot fixes have seen to that. And if you’re really unlucky, you’ll follow it up with crunching on whatever post-release content is planned.

That said, I think I would rather crunch after a delay than do it post-release. Your morale is going to be low…

“I arrived at the end of this project with my appreciation of video games renewed in an unexpected way. Revisiting the games of 1994 brought me back to a time where I loved video games more than anything or anyone else, especially myself.”

For me, 1994 was at the cusp of the darkest point, hopefully, in my life.…

“I arrived at the end of this project with my appreciation of video games renewed in an unexpected way. Revisiting the games of 1994 brought me back to a time where I loved video games more than anything or anyone else, especially myself.”

For me, 1994 was at the cusp of the darkest point, hopefully, in my life.…

Tim Rogers has finally done it.

While I don’t agree with Orihalcon, I will say that your experience working for Costco is far different from what I’ve heard from others. It sounds like you’ve got a good crew and a management team that does their best to shield you from all of the bad shit. That’s incredibly rare in retail.

One of the people I know…

After re-reading the article and some more of the comments here and there, I do understand some of the criticism directed at it. I was pretty tired when I first read Kate’s piece. To me, it was just two friends watching porn and poking fun at the conventions employed by the artists (and porn in general). That said,…

Stephen,

I completely understand not wanting to normalize the sexualization of underage characters. I also realize there has to be a line. (I think the original article but with censored images would have been a good cut off point.) But I do find it odd that discussing the matter as casually as Kate did is so taboo.…

It’s a goddamn shame Sin Episodes floundered.

Earl’s awesome, Auron’s a dick, and you completely forgot about Jet Set Radio.

Doubling down on weird Sega games, we also have several characters in Space Channel 5 as well as Caleb Goldman from House of the Dead 2 (and the vastly superior Typing of the Dead.)

Did you ever play DOOM Resurrection on iOS?  It’s sort of a parallel universe version of DOOM 3 where you play as a marine on Bravo team and you’re accompanied by a flying, security droid named Sam.  Sam is of course fucking amazing.

Thanks!  I never expected so many people to like it.

“We have released a new system update for Nintendo Switch which may address the ‘drifting’ issues some users are experiencing with their Joy-Con.  In order to update to the latest system version, you must also agree to our new terms of service which includes an arbitration clause.”

I mean, I guess everyone that works at Starbucks forgot about this company memo back in 2013...

I don’t know if the sprites and story are based off of existing footage but there is a Terminator-themed ROM hack for Journey to Silius:

Dear voters,

Please take the following pledge:

“If a centrist wins the Democratic primary, I will vote for that centrist. I will not waste my vote on another candidate.”

As much as I would love to see radical policy change, I want Trump and the Republican party stripped of their power more. Vote with your heart in the…

Lily Allen’s “Fuck You” and Body Count’s “No Lives Matter” also come to mind.

Can anyone tell me whether or not the story mode levels in Super Mario Maker 2 include those featured in the 3DS port of the original game?  I’m trying to figure out if I still need to buy the 3DS version.  I’d rather not but then again, I’d rather not buy NSMB U Deluxe but I most likely will on account of the Super…

While I loved the Mystery Mushroom feature, I still have several costumes I’ve yet to unlock. I’m not going to suffer through Super Expert courses or damage the touch screen by trying to complete Gnat Attack in hard mode.  If the feature does make a return, I hope it’s tied to an unlock system that everyone can…