The Orlando line is fucking golden, but I love how he doesn’t move a muscle as April and Andy jump up on the table and start having sex. Perfect.

I thought the real theme was the friends we made along the way?

The I Just Get These Headaches Queen, then.

Xena was awesome, but they totally fucked the entire fanbase with the finale Friend in Need.

I saw Piezo-Electric Gems open for Judas Priest’s farewell tour, and they rocked the house.

First and foremost, good for Robin Arryn for going full Neville Longbottom.

Winner of “Best Game” Award has to go to Bronn. This is a man that started out as nothing but a commoner. He was a sell sword. A nobody. When the game is over, he’s sitting on HighGarden, one of the best castles in all of Westeros, and is Master of Coin on the King’s Council. And all of that without having to fight…

10,000 years later and King’s Landing is still the sickest skate park, brah

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.

Framework “Mengele Fitz” made me realize just how fantastic an actor Iain De Caestecker was.

I am still proud of capping out every weapon specialization on my hunter back in WotLK.

I was so happy to see Enoch back. Joel Stoffer is a real nice guy (we’ve run into him several times at the local farmer’s market, although not since last spring, before the renewal) and I’m glad to see our favorite chronicom back in action.

Agent slo motion. Speaking of which:

Faux-Coulson

You got sex [c]hair and you got it from me! Sex [c]hair!

My grandparents are from Sweden and I am very into witchcraft and Norse pagan religions and this movie looks like a horrifying bastardization of all that I hold sacred and I AM HERE FOR IT.

A good stylist could totally pull together a Troop Beverly Hills tribute that would still be couture and in keeping the camp theme.

You’re thinking of Lucy Lawless (the actress, not the character of Xena, who cannot fly).