My grandparents are from Sweden and I am very into witchcraft and Norse pagan religions and this movie looks like a horrifying bastardization of all that I hold sacred and I AM HERE FOR IT.

A good stylist could totally pull together a Troop Beverly Hills tribute that would still be couture and in keeping the camp theme.

You’re thinking of Lucy Lawless (the actress, not the character of Xena, who cannot fly).

Cheers in my audience, loudest to quietest:

Picture a theater of almost 200 people answering all of T’Chala’s war chants. The room exploding when Captain America picked up the hammer for the first time.  That is how I describe what I saw last night. It was more than a movie it was an experience.  It was something I can talk about for years to come.  It is…

If pregnant, that would be “Gooch.”

She also ran all the ethernet at Winterfell and setup the Wifi

Pop-star cameo rubs fantasy nerds the wrong way and sends them into online overdrive. Story at 11.

It annoyed me in this episode that the Anti-Pope apparently lives in Rome as opposed to Avignon. That is all I have to say on the subject.

I really dug Shipka’s performance as Mandrake Sabrina. So off-kilter, so creepy.

100% USDA-approved Fizzlebeef.

My theory is that Luke met some chick a Toshi Station way back before A New Hope, and because it’s the middle of nowhere, they banged in his landspeeder one night and she got preggo.

They got them at Hardhome Depot, of course.

Arya just seems to me like she’s asexual. I can’t imagine her being interested in anyone. Her orientation is vengeance.

Sansa and Gendry.

John Scalzi describes “straight, white, male” as being the lowest difficulty setting in the game of life.

At this point, I’ve stopped using the word “privilege” with White people and with other men because they deliberately misinterpret it as a way of dodging the conversation and I now use “circumstance” instead.