Nice idea, but if anyone’s going to come out of nowhere and defeat Thanos, it’s got to be Squirrel Girl. ;)

Also been living in Japan for many years, so tired of white people acting like retards when they’re abroad. You remember when white people had sense? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The Feminist AF candle comes in black and pink, and is the perfect way to have a lit International Women’s Day!

Probably the last actress in the world that I worry about is Jennifer.

Yeah, it’s amazing how so many of the financial transactions that make people a lot of money (and also contribute booms and busts in our larger economy) produce absolutely nothing. It’s literally just people getting rich off of bundling debt and moving it around.

Yeah it’s not that I want to be RICH, but rather that…

As a responsible gun owner I can say unequivocally...

I like my crowbar. You know what stops people in their tracks? Having their arm broken with a solid piece of fucking metal. Plus I don’t have to live with the guilt and PTSD of having to kill anyone. So, win-win.

But...what good are weapons like those if they don’t pit private individuals against each other in a paranoia-fueled, perpetual arms race?

So, I think it’s the “strong” emotion that a person inspires that can flip from hate to passion. I’ve got two real experiences in it, one related to sex, one not.

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

YOU DON’T GET TO SING IT

Agreed - Lindsay Ellis did an excellent commentary on RENT, and I *think* the topic has been broached on this site as well?

My thought - and I could be wrong - was that all the characters are still in the afterlife, and this is a simulation, so all the languages/accents are still corrected like they were throughout the first two seasons. Michael and the Judge didn’t actually bring them back to life (right?) and go back in time/change the…

My thought was, she was already the product of a previous human-fishperson union herself (she was an orphan, and wasn’t she found by a river or something?). So that’s why she was mute, and her scars were gills that either closed up due to inactivity or were sewn shut by garbage 1920s doctors. Then the fishman healed…

“But they have Blake Bortles!”

“Will the Jacksonville Jaguars ever win the Super Bowl??”

I hope that “The Good Place” has the point system wrong because I continue to put almond milk in my coffee even after I learned of the detrimental environmental impact.

science says we all actually change how events played out in our minds as time goes on

What wait does the automatic kettle* let you know when it turns off? And thus I know when to start my roughly 8-10 minutes remainder? I’d be afraid to ignore it otherwise, as suggested.