I like it when Jay Smooth does it. Did he start it? I don’t watch a lot of bloggers so I didn’t know it was a “thing.”

Harry might end up mysteriously drowned in a barrel of Malmsey wine.

Hahaha, this story raises your dad’s level of parental awesomeness. You’re a lucky kid.:)

No, don’t go, a good evacuation of the bowels should be celebrated.

That is such a sweet dad and child story. Additionally, any middle schooler using the word “dagnabbit” had to be the fucking bomb.

Imo getting off the toilet is the BEST time to do that. Esp after one of those life-changing type poos.

Is it weird that almost every time I stand up anywhere, I throw my arms up and arch my back like a gymnast on a dismount and whisper, say, or yell (depending who’s in the room)“PERFECT 10!”? Getting off the couch, desk chair, a bar stool, out of the car, I guess with the exception of the toilet (that would be really…

Unless that person is me. Buy me ALL the kitchen appliances. Diamonds are garbage.

That’s the thing—she loves to cook.

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

Jerry was competent, worked there longer than anyone because he loved the job, sometimes more than his impossibly perfect family(canceled a cruise with his wife so he could do campaign work for Leslie), and became the longest serving mayor in the town’s history after a 4 hour appointment.

And even she was propping up Ben Wyatt. I don’t know if you’ve ever researched Ice Town, but good lord. What an asshole.

This is terrible news for fans of cerulean.

Yes. I love Jessica Jones because it dealt with the aftermath of trauma, it did it in a real way,despite the fantastic elements; and showed how women deal with fear, anxiety, and brokenness - all sorts of different women, too.

Everytime Charles asks her if maybe its time for her to step down, she just narrows her eyes at him which adds another five years to her life.

I think that reinforces the point though — the conversation here should be a lot more nuanced and handled more deftly. I’m in my 30s now and I know how to say no, but pretty much throughout my 20s as I explored my sexuality I consistently ran into situations that I didn’t know how to handle. There’s a lot of pressure…

I knowwwwwww... I feel torn too. This feels like the kind of thing they would take the opportunity to exploit. I don’t know what to think. CoS would go that low.

...but that had he known there would have been “no mercy,” adding, “I have daughters.”

It’s almost as though the words themselves are so nonsensical that the racist in question is exerting the amount of power they have by demonstrating that they can hurt us with nonsense, and if that’s so, imagine how much worse they can do.

Ha! It’s like social justice warrior. It’s like, yeah, AND?