I prefer the Pickle Hair cover by RatMouse.

If this happened, I would actually start watching GoT. That is some Dadaist perfection right there.

I was not expecting my hair to catch fire after that exchange with Keanu. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.

Hot Take: Clooney was the best Bruce Wayne. Not the best Batman (I stan Keaton, dagnabbit, with only TAS inching him out by a margin), but the best Bruce. He had all the easy, suave charisma a billionaire playboy philanthropist trying to hide his superhero hobby should have (and without the bitchy egotistic narcissism…

Chidi is Too Pure For this Sinful World. I will axe-murder any mother-forkin’ bench who harms that precious cinnamon roll.

SERIOUSLY, RIGHT??  I don’t even LIKE Horror movies, and my Pagan ass is 10,000% DOWN for this shenaniganery!!!

The impression I got was

god I love that movie. ^_^

“I didn’t know Xena could fly!”

I was very satisfied with your TED talk.  10/10 would recommend.

This is seriously the only reason I am now desperate to find VOD of this episode. AMILYN 4 (un)LYFE

I feel it is worth mentioning that when people freak out about the whole wizard poop thing, they’re ignoring the vast tracts of historical record where regular ol’ muggles did the EXACT SAME THING but WITHOUT the clean-up aspect. Versailles was disgusting, people. Half the reason the English courts moved from palace…

Self-employed here - I get tons of calls from random people, because I’m the scheduler for various contractors. Plus side, they’re all local calls, so no reason to call anyone back who isn’t among the group of 5 area codes that are regulars!

This is some Patton Oswalt Parks & Rec-level shit and I am HERE FOR IT. More please.

Ugh, that will forever be #TooSoon... T_T

My BF’s dad looked like a forgotten mountain man for the vast majority of his life. Then he suddenly developed alopecia universalis and lost every last bit of hair over the course of two weeks. He thought he was dying! They still have no idea what caused it! But I have only ever known him as an adorable cueball, so it…

Underrated comment.  XD

Here is your star, now wipe up my monitor from the coffee I sprayed all over it.  o_O

Because there’s something oddly compelling about dirty talk in the third person.

I Stean the Bean.™  :D