My only comment is “AUGH I LOVE YOUR USERNAME GREEN GABLES 4 LIFE”  <3

I had been in labor for 3 hours

I commented above about my own birth, but makes me glad I was a Demonstration Baby!

I was born backwards and upside down (butt-first bebbeh!), and the doctor said, “mother and baby are doing fine, heartbeat is strong, no high blood pressure - no reason to do a C-section.” Every single intern and resident at the hospital asked if they could watch, since it was so rare for breech to be delivered…

Honestly, I prefer cloth to leather. Cloth never burns my legs in the summer, nor freezes them in winter!

God I love this show.

Seriously, I like roads to be paved and schools to pay teachers and public parks and plowed roads and....

Thank you, I was just going to post this.  ;)  ETC 4 LIFE!

Holy shit, I legit thought Mandy Patinkin had a youth serum!  That is AMAZING, young lad!

srsly, my 1995 senior picture was of me in sprigged prairie brown. They were rayon, had a weird little clasp in the back to actually give it a waist, because otherwise it was just hung straight down..  memories.

Dear god those GLASSES I wanted to jump through my tv screen at him.

Jordan is amazing and I love him. I want to travel to various locations with him and hear his pontifications... and pontificate right back at him, cuz I can give it too, Jordan. ;)

DOINK DOINK

Arriving are still things I have never heard of, and leaving are still things I have heard of. The collection of old movies is also vanishingly small, which is sad.

Arriving: More series and sequels and things I’ve never heard of.

I can neither confirm nor deny I have her substitutiary locomotion and flying spells memorized and occasionally whip em out when no one’s home just to see if they work.

I’ve caught a few eps of his show, the cringe is very minimal. ;)

110% this. At first I thought, “yay, Ellen seems chill and fun, glad she has a show!” and then it descended into childish, mean-spirited crap like that. On the plus side, my fears are largely conceptual (infinite vacuum of space, oblivion, stuff like that), which is harder to prank someone with. I would almost want to…

Harriet Tubman and Her Army of Bad Bitches is a movie I 100% want to see.

Seriously, the last flight I was on there was a truly ancient Lil Old Lady* on one of those skinny plane wheelchairs, and she was grumpy that they were making such a fuss about her getting on first.