I can neither confirm nor deny I have her substitutiary locomotion and flying spells memorized and occasionally whip em out when no one’s home just to see if they work.

I’ve caught a few eps of his show, the cringe is very minimal. ;)

110% this. At first I thought, “yay, Ellen seems chill and fun, glad she has a show!” and then it descended into childish, mean-spirited crap like that. On the plus side, my fears are largely conceptual (infinite vacuum of space, oblivion, stuff like that), which is harder to prank someone with. I would almost want to…

Harriet Tubman and Her Army of Bad Bitches is a movie I 100% want to see.

Seriously, the last flight I was on there was a truly ancient Lil Old Lady* on one of those skinny plane wheelchairs, and she was grumpy that they were making such a fuss about her getting on first.

I’m gonna be brutally honest here.... I actually kinda liked that movie.

I still occasionally do trivia nights there.  :D  I can’t create anything worth a damn, tho, so Primtionary is out.

I think one of my fave analyses was NegaScott actually being the Good Scott.

I disagree! We’ve been weirdly conditioned towards requiring suspense in our literature, but consider one of the greatest works - the Odyssey. You are told in the first few sentences that he gets home ok, but it’s still such a crazy journey that even knowing it turns out fine you’re like, “holy cow, how could he…

No, I get it! And honestly, the crucial thing is the flour - without it, the whole thing is a wet mess. Add in flour, and it stays thick and tart and yummy.

Here’s what’s baffling - my very very Texan dad made a green bean casserole for Thanksgiving that was nothing even remotely like this recipe. It wasn’t until I proudly showed off my culinary creation to my baffled (and very very deep-Lake-Wobegon-Country) MN BF that I realized there was some everyone-knows recipe I…

Here’s what’s baffling - my very very Texan dad made a green bean casserole for Thanksgiving that was nothing even remotely like this recipe. It wasn’t until I proudly showed off my culinary creation to my baffled (and very very deep-Lake-Wobegon-Country) MN BF that I realized there was some everyone-knows recipe I…

Not gonna lie, this 90s teen right here thought he was cute AF.

Worthy of it - I love her books! I loaned From the Beast to the Blonde to my mom, and she took it to Half-Price Books after, not thinking I wanted it back... an out-of-print, exhaustively-researched amazing book that I paid nearly $100 for. (And of course, now I see is on Amazon for half that, sigh... where were all…

Plus Daniel Craig plays a redneck genius explosives expert.

I hurt my throat groaning.

I’m white as white can be, and I listened to Rhythm Nation so much that I destroyed two tapes of it in my Walkman. Janet was my 80s, why is she not already in the HOF, and I will die on that hill.

ok, actually fell off my chair laughing at this, BF can confirm.

RIGHT???

Yeah, why is Ice Town in charge of anything?