zaftique
Zaftique
zaftique

Wow, he really did crib from Madame Grés. Not complaining, mind you - her shizz is exquisite.

10/10 can confirm that ball-walking = bigger calves. My BF has tendon damage on the sides of his feet*, and after decades of basically tiptoeing around, dear GOD he has the shapeliest calves I have ever seen on a man. I can’t even look at him flex his legs because the muscle definition is just.... Michelangelo levels

oh my god, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

I feel like Gem Elixir is the name of my Mineral Oil cover band.

As taught by famous woman-hater Aristotle? Of course not, my puny female brain cannot handle such DEEP KNOWINGS.

Look, I’m as hippy-dippy a Pagan as one could want, but this “ingredient” list makes me want to burn something in rage. x_x What in the literal shit is a GEM ELIXIR?!?!?

This. Both me and my mom value aloneness. We are not lonely. We interact with people when we choose to; we just prefer quiet and solitude. Granted, there’s a difference when you get to the age of reduced mobility and you’re by yourself in the house, which is what I assume this refers to, but it’s frustrating when

Oooooo, they do have fascinating shoes!! (Although UK, which makes shipping tricky.) Ughhhh so cute...

Counterpoint: Spool heels are where it’s at, and UGH WHY CAN’T I FIND MORE OF THEM? I am depressed as all hell Sofft discontinued the ones I bought yonks ago:

And yet I remain in the greys!

Now playing

This can never be posted enough... (@1:48)

With that username, I can only applaud, nod sagely, and say, “you’ll be just fine in life.”

BUT WHO WILL FEED HER HUNGRY GUYS?!?!?

Not 100% sure I could pull this off (huge head/face, short neck, busty and hippy), but damn I want to try!

I did! I went with my L5 Spanish class over spring break in 1995 - to get to L5, you had to have taken it in middle school, and so our entire class was like 10 people. We stayed in Puerto Morelos (now all touristy, but at the time it was a super quiet little town where we rented a house), and traveled to Chichen Itza

I’d swipe right on Grizzlr.

oh god, I want to see his movie concept SO BAD.

OH MY GOD, I’VE FOUND MY NANOWRIMO PLOT.

Grim and sexy, you say...

Like, actual eggs, too.