Not 100% sure I could pull this off (huge head/face, short neck, busty and hippy), but damn I want to try!

I did! I went with my L5 Spanish class over spring break in 1995 - to get to L5, you had to have taken it in middle school, and so our entire class was like 10 people. We stayed in Puerto Morelos (now all touristy, but at the time it was a super quiet little town where we rented a house), and traveled to Chichen Itza…

I’d swipe right on Grizzlr.

oh god, I want to see his movie concept SO BAD.

OH MY GOD, I’VE FOUND MY NANOWRIMO PLOT.

Grim and sexy, you say...

Like, actual eggs, too.

This is why I’d never want to be on Ellen’s show. I find pranks crass AF.

There’s a running joke in our (admittedly morbid) family about how the cleaning ladies are getting first crack at Mom’s purse collection because they’re inevitably going to be the first ones to discover her body and need something to compensate. ;D

I feel like I’m watching an inverted Marie Antoinette.

Vern Yip.

Honestly, that’s why I loved Damian’s Charmed recaps on Television Without Pity. His vitriolic hatred of the show was incandescent, and a glory to behold. The last 2-3 recaps were liberally peppered with “and then some other stuff happened, but I don’t care, because CANCELED!!!!!!!1!!!” ^_^ Man I miss TWoP.

I do recall this one time in Call of Duty Free For All, I was doing exceptionally well at the top of the scoreboard, and some very young-sounding voice (I’m talking 13 at most) said “[My Gamertag] is gay.” I responded with “So, you admit you’re losing to a gay man?”

Counterpoint (as someone who LOVES Secretary, and written by someone who LOVES Secretary):

Oh.... oh god.....

Relationship b.s. aside (christ what a dickweed Jondalar is), the books went a long way to leading me towards my archaeology major, so I can’t completely hate them. Auel did her research, and it’s delicious to me.

Half of me is “Oooo, interested!” and the other half is, “Wait, a dude wrote it. In the 80s. Hnnnnggggg, maybe not.”

I will say that unlike many of those classically weird 80s books, the original Clan of the Cave Bear’s rape scene was at least a) clearly part of the plot, b) not treated lightly, and c) was mercifully short and perfunctory. It’s made extremely clear that it is 100% a power play of Broud’s, and as soon as it stops…

Oh my god.

Oddly enough, Rammstein has pretty darn awesome videos. Du Riecht So Gut and Rosenrot are fantastic, not to mention Sonne.