>Compose yourself

Ah, that’s taking a fair bit of liberty with the language, yeah?

*notes username

Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

It would take a while to get the right shine on those fender, but it would be so worth it.

Wow, that got my pants impressively tight.

Fair enough!

Is that short-hand for “if you look at it funny, the oxidation will speed up logarithmically”?

You beat me to that point. It’s one thing for “teams” to get all grumpy because one person displays work ethic, but if someone takes credit for something I do? Nope. Not worth it. If there’s no record of me designing “X” or increasing efficienty in “Y”, then I look mediocre to bad on the next review, becuase I “don’t…

Any time I see something like this, I’m tempted to get the poster to tell the people he’s working for that treating IT like a “cost center” is false economy.

Now that I can get behind.

I am now intrigued as to what small ads shorthand is for various vehicular ailments are. I know it’s somewhat different across Canada, and now I’m rather interested in how you lot do it.

That’s nice in theory. I’m 6'2". The only way I’m sleeping in that without discomfort is to take up yoga.

I live in Saskatchewan, I am all too familiar with this.

It’s hard to print when the XL drops straight down. Hell, with the right holster, you could probably hide a .44 with no issue.

That would’ve been so much better as a speedster or something. The bustleback wouldn’t be that terrible if the roof got chopped off.

I’m pretty sure the culprit is something that starts with “C” and ends with “ocaine”.

Some of us do like it that way.

Charisma? I don’t know how he managed to do it. My BIL is straight as an arrow, but he’s suck W’s dongle if he got the chance. I don’t even know. any more.

Which sounds just as retarded to me as “nu-kew-ler” instead of “nu-klear” “nu-kli-ar”.