Remarkably apt, considering all the poo that’s been flung around in the last few months.

Holy fuck. It all makes sense now.

You mean it’s not always Crown Vics and random Buicks?

Also, unless this person has been living under a bloody rock for the past decade or so, there’s no reason to not know that pointing lasers at aircraft is illegal.

This would be great on an old Ranger chassis. You’d probably need a 6' stepladder to get in the damn thing, but it would be pretty ballin’.

“I’ve got Orca skin interior, the best Orca skin interior, nobody knows how good I’ve got it”

I’m sure he’ll object to the whale penis interior. Perhaps whale vagina?

I grew up in a Ford Family, but I like Scouts for the same reason I like Broncos: They’re simple, they’re tough, and they’re easy to work on. I don’t give a shit about pretty, it just needs to work, and a Scout answers that in spades.

You’d definitely get along with an old co-worker. He’s got a decades-long love for AMC products, with a side-order of IH Scouts. He’s got at least one barn full of them, and is always on the lookout for more.

I had the nickname “Crash” as a kid thanks to those damn things. Never again.

Aw man, my sister had that car. The Isuzu version was better, but not by much. And this is coming from an unabashed Isuzu fan.

I’ll take one in Lime Green, thanks.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I raced my Old Bug against one of those in the late ‘80's. The Iltis is actually pretty damn capable!

Install Linux on it before you bring it online.

Well if it works for Magic buses, Corvairs, and Fargos, why not?

Hah, very close, though I can’t imagine that it would be anything less than pants-shittingly terrifying to drive if that was forward control like the Star Hunter.

Who has the keys for the LOIC? We’ve acquired a target.

Guess who’s kicking himself for getting rid of all his CarToons because he was sick of moving them around? Yeah, this guy.

This is the kind of bike I’ll finally get my Class 6 for. Light, more than enough power to get the job done, and can go off-road when I want to.