I’d take a rat-bagged Toyota van over any Caravan at this point.

That’s it, you’re getting coal in your stocking.

I remember reading something about that, though it was stated that the wagon was indeed safer.

You reference GoT, but post a Conan video?

I can get behind that.

OK, sticking around for the payoff was worth it. I hope those two ignorant yokels shit their pants.

Beat me to it, thanks.

As long as the car takes the assault charges and not me, I’m fine with that.

I was so disappointed when my parents got a ‘74 Pinto. They didn’t plump for the wagon, which was clearly the cooler (and safer!) choice.

Holy fuck. I’ve got the urge to set this asshole’s car on fire. there’s no call for that.

Agreed!

Yeah, the interior is a little wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka for my tastes. Butterscotch leather and brushed aluminum.

Now I can’t unsee that, thanks.

This looks like something James Bond would drive, full oppo in the outskirts of Monaco or Liechtenstein or something.

Aw man, That XT and the SVX are kinda my Unicorns. I’ve not seen an XT since I lived in BC, and there’s one SVX in town, and $10 will get you $20 he’s not selling.

Stout? Hell, you’d have to go out of your way to screw up a 4.3.

Fair point. What I should have said is that my chances of offing myself would have been quite a bit higher.

To paraphrase from Frankie Boyle on the subject of vegans, “they will be politely told to fuck off”.

Wow, that is a dead ringer for an ex-girlfriend. She was pretty much the epitome of “crazy in the head, crazy in bed”.

Y’know, in a lot of ways, I am grateful that my parents got me a Beetle as a first car, because if I got in as much trouble as I did with something that had less than 48HP, I would most assuredly have been a public menace with a coveted Mustang or Camaro.