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It's like a gritty reboot of Palin. You've got the winning "governor no non-politics nerd has heard of except their constituents, who hate them" formula but this time with actual decades of being screechingly terrible instead of a pretty-terrible but thin resume. And Pence is easily as dumb as Palin so things are

I just MET 'er!

My dude looking like Roger Sterling became one of those dads who's really into high school football even though his kid's not on the team.

Lookit this libtard tryna make Trump look like a smarty-pants homo by puttin NUMBERS next to his name. Go back to New York, commie.

"2016 election figure sees secret evil agenda in beloved '90s movie" is the second-weirdest trend of this election cycle, after "Breitbart person gets woke after something affects them personally."

I'm way less frustrated with the pacing knowing it's been renewed.

"I went through a period of low impulse control."
"Thank God that's over."

Or to shoehorn in a Simpsons reference (do we ever do that here?) "Vinyl-Good Version."

I think initially giving the implication that the Voice might solve some problems but has disturbing ramifications but then revealing that the whole point was that there are only disturbing ramifications was a pretty neat trick.

MENDOZAAAAAAAA!

They made a Rent movie when AIDS was significantly less of a death sentence and all the sexy young libertines were like 40, so there's no reason it has to be within the window.

On the plus side, this means an actual disabled actor doesn't have to do press junkets where he explains that actually, the idea that disabled people are better off dead is good and cool.

I'm excited for this because my main issue with The Intouchables was that it was insufficiently eugenicist.

Yeah got a lot of flack for it when I posted it in the thread about Melissa McCarthy coming back for the Gilmore Girls revival.

I'm only in favor of this if they go with Alan Moore's "weedy sociopathic sexual predator" interpretation of the character.

I mean a cartoon fascist strongman is going to, in the very best case scenario, lose the presidency by 7 or 8 points, so I can see why people might expect bigotry to be more explicit.

There is literally a movement to erect a statue of him in Detroit.

Hell we got a tidal wave for the "Star Wars is White Genocide" people and they were taken way less seriously by the mainstream than the "MUH CHILDHOOD" dorks.

Social justice is bad and makes me angry.

Dude… are you being sarcastic?