A lot of Queen Latifah's early-90s stuff, he said, dorkily answering a facetious rhetorical question.

Everyone is so eager to do a non-urine-related pun thread.
Ummm… something something Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.

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Also wanting an award, no questions asked, is exactly the same as just wanting to be considered for one.

I'm going to feel kind of bad once a tell-all and/or her own memoirs have a whole section on how her drinking problem was at its absolute worst during this period.

Is it? I stand corrected. I know any research is tricky as hell because by nature it requires people to admit to it before you have any data to work with.

Yeah, now that I'm famous.

"Okay, Grampa, you were 'first'. That's great."

In his defense, he never used pronouns for God so He/She might be the exception.

I remember being fairly young during that whole thing and because that aspect of it was such a big joke, I thought the issue at hand was how embarrassing it was for all involved, not the fact that he was raping a child.

And, for that matter, those who use themselves as the gold standard for "true" victimhood and deny that of anyone who processed theirs differently.

Sweet Jesus. Not as bad as the actual act, obviously, but I wrote about reporting a rape threat against my wife to Twitter last week and I had a guy insisting I must not have considered it a real threat unless I could produce the police report.

Cee Lo Green tried to shame the crowd last year too. These guys are seriously overpaying their managers.

I pledge my sword to anyone who works a Warren Zevon reference into a thread about R. Kelly.

I seriously had no idea anyone still did the "But BET!!!!" schtick unironically.

Is this the one where we see if they float?

He is entirely right that victims of sexual abuse are at heightened risk of ending up committing it themselves, and entirely wrong in his apparent implication that that gives him the equivalent of a note from his doctor.

But enough about "Steve Jobs" and "Trumbo."

Summer of Sam has its share of loud, knuckle-dragging meatheads but it has its share of sympathetic Italian characters too, considering the main cast is entirely Italian.

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