Curious as to how you reconcile being anti-political correctness with supporting a guy who's trying to strongarm the press into not asking him any hard questions.

I don't want those possibly-imaginary people to be president either.

Devin Faraci's gotten way too you-kids-get-off-my-lawn for me. His film coverage is still good but his editorial voice doesn't give me what the AV Club does.

This guy is clearly a hit-and-runner which is a shame because I'd love to hear his opinion on the fact that the vast majority of Trump's success has been due to eminent domain and municipal connections.

It's slightly more; the hatred is a big part of it but modern American conservatism is almost entirely defined by finding whatever Makes the Libs Mad and supporting it. I truly don't believe anyone believes Ben Carson or Donald Trump would be remotely good or even basically competent presidents, but when you've got…

But the lame racism apologia party don't start 'til random references to the Irish walk in.

Don't let RepostedHermanCainComments catch you stealing his bit though.

#NoTrueMexican

Look, Latinos are the fastest-growing market and giving them a Raven Symone is just smart business.

I admire his willingness to take on Big Historical/Scientific Fact.

10 to 1 he's got another one where all the comments begin "As a black…"

Dear National Review,
I never thought this would happen to me, but…

Damn, he's got the interns working Saturday mornings too?

This is not a suspicious only comment to have in one's history at all.

You'd think Trump openly admitting to cannibalism would be a bigger deal.

Don't recall claiming to speak for anyone but myself but again, I get that you're working from a script and I apologize for throwing it off by being a real person and not an imaginary chimera of everyone you hate.

I'm watching clips of Lin-Manuel Miranda on Fallon just to really piss him off.

I'm confused, is Salon famous for its Simpsons references or its inability to post reviews of Sunday night shows before noon on Monday?

One thing I've learned in my ill-advised engagement with Trumpbots is that they strongly believe his numerous failed ventures were all due to things beyond his control, and they think "things he was accountable for spiraled out of his control and failed" is what we need in a leader.

Awww, honey.