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You laugh, but after the backstory about how they gravitate towards the biggest villain around, they put out promotional materials about how they were dormant from Napoleon's defeat to 1968. So yeah, they literally went out of their way to deny they worked for Hitler. Of course, I'm pretty sure that confirms they ran

Framing it as something he had to atone for probably did.

There was someone going around posting ones with Hitler quotes and they were just as popular as the others.

She is what I would draw in Pictionary if I got "person who posts Minion memes on Facebook."

No matter what, I will always be grateful to Cruz for that time he claimed that even the left was turning on Obama because Buzzfeed—which he presented as some venerable keystone of liberalism—had an anti-Obamacare community post written by the Heritage Foundation. It was just so hilariously stupid on so many different

They're not allowed to watch Bravo.

This season of Justified is weird.

And in Huckabee's case probably "the last major public stand you took was demanding people be nicer to a guy who fingered his little sister."

'Cuz chain emails are strong as hell!

I hope they just sue her until she forgets herself and says something about "Jew lawyers" and is no longer a respectable political accessory, like Kowboy Koresh out in Nevada last year.

Have you seen Huckabee's guys physically blocking Cruz from getting a photo op with her?

And can someone disbar her lawyers, considering advising your client to break the law because it'll make her a better cause celebre is a massive ethical violation?

It wasn't particularly funny so maybe you're right.

Don't click on it, everyone, it's just DrBenway spanking it while he screams his mother's name.

But then you'd never score at all.

Teach us the ways of the Grown-Up, guy who calls everything "retarded."

Yes. Definitely a parody troll. Thank you for confirming.

You don't know what words mean.

I need you to think back to whoever told you you were interesting or smart, and try to remember their tone of voice, kid, because I'm pretty sure they were making fun of you.

That or you're the Birds' Rights Activist Twitter account. Not sure yet but I feel like I should keep talking to you because it's all time you can't spend Elliot Rodgering your neighborhood.