"Ideas," LOL.

And their id, meanwhile, is just telling them that they don't appeal ENOUGH to old, white bigots. Ann Coulter's been saying the biggest landslides in recent history, '72 and '84, were both white-backlash-driven, so that's all they need. You know, since our demographics haven't changed since then.

Oh, it's not my state, I just need to vent about Louie Gohmert.

Is there a chance the political spectrum should bend?

The Kenan Thompson school of impressions is the wave of the future.

As a Mexican, George felt solidarity with the civil rights movement.

And anyway, anyone unfamiliar with Wu Tang would just think he was endorsing Trump.

But he's fundamentally incapable of mass appeal. (That's good.)

Wow. Am I that out of touch?
…no. It's Idioismist who's wrong.

Does Rand Paul have the frat boys? I thought he had the kids with chin stubble who use "fool" as an insult and post Facebook memes about Bitcoins.

God I wish I was making it up.
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Cruz is Canadian and Bush is Connecticut…ian. Let's stick to being embarrassed by the native sons, like Alex Jones, Louie Gohmert (who said on the House floor that oil pipelines are environmentally friendly because caribou will hump on them) and Steve Stockman (who voted against reauthorizing the Violence Against…

In hindsight, it was definitely a civil rights milestone for a major party to nominate your mom's new boyfriend who tells you you can call him "Jim" but then threatens to literally kill you if you touch his Cadillac.

As outreach goes, this is only slightly more embarrassing than Rand Paul's grand plan to win the black vote by going to HBCUs to explain Hayek at them like a kid with Asperger's telling you the plot of an anime.

As many people have pointed out, the entire point of the character initially was that he was uncomplicatedly benevolent in a way that infuriated Homer.

[thumbs up] Is nii-yus!

Looks like that clown in Congress did it again.

Nah, because in studying he would have learned that contracts are mortal, so he can clearly not choose the diva behavior in front of him.

The total net gain of the season was the "You're ridiculous and men's rights is nothing" GIF.

It really did turn the last several episodes (and arguably the entire final season) into a graduation montage. The show was always sweet but when it got aggressive and self-aware with its sweetness, I just got the sense of "Well, if you love yourself so much what am I here for?"