YES. I was looking for her in the comments.

The author of the article ya noodle ; b

They also do adorable couple’s costumes

As a teacher who has dealt with students who flat out refuse to leave the classroom when asked; get another member of staff, and leave the classroom with the rest of the class. Kid is left alone with other staff member for a talking to/punishment exercise/whatever. Generally they are so embarrassed by the rest of the…

It doesn't seem right to repost an image of someone who almost certainly doesn't want it posted in this context, especially as it features a clear picture of (presumably) her young son.

St Andrew’s?

BOOMER!

That is a ... colourful analogy! ; )

Is he Irish, or Irish-American? I haven’t encountered too many Irish people who have these views (although there are a couple!) - was wondering if it’s more of a diaspora thing.

Yup - I teach teenagers and this i very much something that they would come out with, intending to be deep and meaningful and pithy. Bless.

God almighty I hate this argument. Irish people are not still feeling the effects of slavery - which was more like indentured servitude, in any case.

Your dog is so adorable and I am having dog withdrawal and I CAN’T HANDLE IT

Ah he’s adorable! I used to foster dogs; I present for you a selection:

Okay: I don’t think Tom Hiddleston’s impressions are particularly good.

I generally enjoy Pissing Contests, but I'm going to have to nope the fuck out of this one. Cannot handle.

Any other Brits have to do a double take at the use of ‘dogging’ in this article?

Not too hard. Always pass backwards, offside is when you step forward of a ruck, try (putting the ball down past the posts) is 5 points and conversion (kicking the ball over the crossbar) is 2. Be polite to the referee and don’t for gods sake sing ‘Sweet Chariot’ over Fiji’s haka.

Ok, you have great advice here, but you take that comment about the food back. You take it back, or I swear by Irn Bru and battered Mars bars ...

I do a pretty solid impression of a duck sneezing.

Aargh aargh tongue aargh