Not too hard. Always pass backwards, offside is when you step forward of a ruck, try (putting the ball down past the posts) is 5 points and conversion (kicking the ball over the crossbar) is 2. Be polite to the referee and don’t for gods sake sing ‘Sweet Chariot’ over Fiji’s haka.

I do love Unleashed - Danny’s fights are just so brutal and real, somehow.

Ok, you have great advice here, but you take that comment about the food back. You take it back, or I swear by Irn Bru and battered Mars bars ...

I do a pretty solid impression of a duck sneezing.

You are asking the right questions

But the chafing

Aargh aargh tongue aargh

Or ‘One man . . . two women. Lucky man!’

I see you, Fairly Odd Parents.

He is an enthusiastic but generally absent minded father, and it's entirely possible that he considered this appropriate viewing.

Have you ever seen ‘Hunger’? Bobby Sands tells the priest in it that he uses pages from the Lamentations to roll smokes in prison: “A right miserable cigarette.”

Have you seen Ben Howard doing Call Me Maybe? I love it so much; he actually makes it sound really moving and profound! Also his guitarist pays the guitar and drums at the same time - I feel so unco-ordinated just watching him.

Oo! Oo! This is a corgi/collie mix we fostered a while back:

Oh my god I am so there with you. I want to chain Sanderson to a desk and hold him at gunpoint until he finishes that series. It is the best.

I think she’s trying to ape a sort of ‘wow, so sexy, I’m so turned on’ kind of face, possibly seen in porn or bad music videos. But she’s a kid and doesn’t know what to do really, so it just looks odd. Also possibly all the drugs.

That's awful! I'm so sorry that happened to yo.

He is legit TERRIFYING.

Oh man. My dad sat me down when I was 12 and we watched all 3 Hellraiser movies. I feel your pain.

TOO SOON

Funny - I started studying Flowers for Algernon today with my senior class and opened with a discussion on whether or not any of them would have an operation to become more intelligent (after discussing what we thought ‘intelligence’ was). Only 3 out of 30 said yes - the majority said no because they saw intelligence…