I think the ‘don’t have any other god but me’ bit is the commandment. I could be wrong though; I only went to Scripture Union classes to get the cool free pencils.

‘It’s alright if I do it, because I am a Good Person; logically, everything I do is Good.’

He looks a bit worried.

Well . . . Yup. She wasn't overly bright, bless her.

Wax effigies to placate the uberfans, I believe.

It depends whether you identify as a redhead authentically or if you are just appropriating our culture.

That is a endearingly generous interpretation :) No, my friend just wasn’t the brightest crayon.

A friend once told me they were vegetarian, except for hot dogs. They still ate hot dogs.

Everyone’s teeth should probably be brown and the women should have body hair, but you know . . . strict accuracy is not really the point in TV history dramas.

Holy crap! Poor kid :(

Stories. Stories stories stories please.

Graham Norton brings out the best in everyone.

Seriously. Why white cavemen?

I guess it’s an evolution of having designer label stuff - like you say, new aspirational products. Also probably a superiority thing. Look at me over here with my Detox Tea peasants!

Speaking as someone whose friend has been in an abusive relationship, you probably cannot make her see that the relationship is damaging. My advice would be to have an honest and non-judgemental conversation with her about your concerns, and then expect nothing to change in their relationship. She may be angry and cut…

I think Atticus asks her something about her sexual activity, and she says, “What my daddy does to me doesn’t count,” or something similar.

As far as I remember, she flirted with him, and Tom rebuffed her advances. However, her father discovered what she'd tried to do and battered her.

‘Sponge off’ suggests that you are relying on someone else for money - like being on benefits (welfare) would be ‘sponging off’ the state. It’s got a negative connotation. He seems to have made the comment after the women presented the queen with a sponge cake, so it was apparently all banter. He's known for being…

I feel you - my granny used to give me a toothbrush for Easter.

Oh, sure, I totally agree there’s a narrow range. It’s hard to find little father’s day themed gifts that don’t have anything to do with golf, for example.