I walked past him in the stairwell of a Dublin pub once while he was desperately on the phone to (I assume) his dealer, and it really lowered my opinion of him. Dammit though, he has such pretty eyes.

He is not a charismatic frontman.

Witchcraft.

TEARS SHOULD NEVER BE USED FOR LUBRICANT

Have you seen the ‘Torn Mime’?

Do you know, I've never actually watched it. You must watch it and report back.

MINOTAUR.

Oh man. This would be just so gently British. Might need to wait 20 years for Cumberbatch and Hiddleston to age up for it though.

And Gráinne Mhaol: Pirate Queeen of Mayo!

*ovaries ;)

Your mum sounds cool!

This is where ‘amazeballs’ comes from - the UK teen drama Skins made the term up, but it then started to get used as actual slang.

THAT FLUFFY BUTT THO

At Tuol Sleng you literally walk across the bones of victims. They are right there, hipbones and femurs and teeth, poking though the earth as you walk past trees that were used as blunt instruments to kill children. I’m not sure how some more elegantly curated labels could have enhanced that experience.

Go to S21 as well - the school-turned prison camp. That and Tuol Sleng in the same day are a lot, but necessary, I think.

DAMN, son.

Oh, God forbid the love interest is his own flippin age.

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

I don’t think you understand - these are pretty good teeth in Britain.

I went to art school and I love him too. The man’s technical ability was outstanding.