I play rugby. Tackling 16 stone girls is also pretty therapeutic :)

My friend flashed me at the exact moment I got my student ID card pic taken. I had to go through my entire university career with a picture of me making a sort of stunned pancake face.

God, yes. I don't know what it is about that guy but he totally fucks me off.

Ahahahahahaaha!

Between this and the thanksgiving marshmallow potato thing I am just so bemused by American food. But I also want it.

I was tutoring a kid recently, and we were working at his kitchen table. I was gazing about while he was writing and realised that the kitchen was bigger than my entire apartment. Had the same 'wow' moment.

I understand what he meant.

Flippin Irish, with your cups of tay and your Celtic Tigers *exit, pursued by bear*

He looks like a young Brando:

See also 'ratarsed', 'banjaxed' and 'shteamin'.

It was ALWAYS the Hokey Cokey. ALWAYS. Flippin Yanks, with your cheesedoodles and your hippity hop *shuffles off mumbling to self*

So meaning. Much spirituality. Totally 'Kung po chicken'.

Also a clueless foreigner - I googled. Apparently it's a food stereotypically associated with African-Americans. You never realise just how random stereotypes are until you come across one you've never heard before.

I used to try and push my hamster's nut sack back into his body. I think I thought it was his organs popping out, or something. That poor little bastard.

I don't believe I have.

It looks like he's trying to drown her!

Yes! This would be great. Sports too.

Donald McDonald is fairly common in the Highlands.

As a survivor of rape as a child, by someone I trusted, I never feared for my life. I guess I should be thankful that I wasn't raped at knifepoint by a stranger?