Same here! A coffee shop I used to work in (which was like Pensioner City during the daytime) had this sweet old guy who used to come in and slip enough Werther's Originals for all the staff to whoever was on the till. So glad I never had to deal with any of the crazy religious stuff.

I was thinking the same (secondary teacher). I spend maybe a hour tops at my desk during the day - the rest is leading lessons or helping individual students, moving between classrooms etc. The extra stuff at evenings and weekends (marking, planning etc) isn't too bad if I keep on top of it, and the holidays are nice…

10 points to Gryffindor!

Lol, no there is a poster called B who has made it her mission to post this gif on as many articles as possible - I was just kidding :)

Ooo - B is gonna be so mad at you!

Not at all! It is and it isn't - the uncertainty as to how Scotland would fare economically and whether we'd easily get back into the EU makes it unattractive. The prevailing politics in England (centre-right, drifting to UKIP and other right wing nuttery) makes independence very attractive. Scotland has consistently…

Ha good on you!

So disappointing. As a Scot, this is making independence all the more attractive.

Jaysis fair play for makin it tru de traffic on de M50

I sub at the moment for teaching experience. I hope I'm a good sub - I always follow the lesson plan, or teach appropriate stand-alone lessons if there isn't one. I leave classrooms as I find them and write up summaries of what the class has covered while I've been there. But there are definitely some terrible subs…

Aw fanks!

I ... really wish I hadn't looked at that. I'm gonna hug my puppy.

Colin, if I was a boy. Dodged a bullet there.

Bowie is such a cute name for a dog!

People with more money than sense.

The most well received film I ever played for teenagers was Finding Nemo. They all literally knew every single word, but watched it avidly anyway. It's funny watching a group of rebellious, grumpy 15 year olds sing along enthusiastically to 'just keep swimming'.

I had a dream once that I went on adventures with him and we solved crimes. I was genuinely really quite upset to wake up and discover it was all not true.

I got nothing. This just makes me feel sick.

I am just incredibly distracted by the wrestling singlets.

Bingo!