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I fear if they do that their mass, combined with the Cheerios and lumps of muddy grass coating much of my flat, will result in a creature with the power of thought and self-determination, which will subsequently take over much of North Western Europe.

WHAT

I demand pictures of this awesomeness!

On the subject of mechanical toys, my aunt got my boyfriend and me 'Battle Hamsters'. We are 27.

Must ... Google ... Immediately ...

My mum got my sister and I matching reindeer onesies. We are 25 and 27 respectively - last time we were dressed identically was about 20 years ago. We have not taken them off since yesterday morning, however : b

Snap - Steam mop from boyfriend's dad. Same conclusion :)

Bit of a cheat because I got this when I was 12 - my 'big present' that year (little sister got a sound system, for comparison) was a scale model of the Predator from the Arnie film. My dad had the idea that I really loved that film and had looked really hard to get it, so of course I went nuts over it. Result: 3 more

This. And, as always, the photoshops.

Argh, I hate the ring thing. And all wedding talk. I'm at that stage in life where all my friends are getting engaged/married and, although it's nice and everything, I just can't stand the endless talking about it. It's so boring.

This song is dangerously catchy.

Sorry, I wasn't clear in my initial comment - I was mentioning my own mistake because I thought it was funny, not suggesting that I thought your colleague misheard you. Apologies and happy holidays!

I would pay to see that.

Well he is just really getting into that whole mo-cap thing.

I like to imagine he's stalking off to blow off steam by killing zombies.

I initially read your comment as giving your co-worker repeated compliments on her boobs and thought that her being flustered was a fairly reasonable response.

Which is possibly the most shocking thing about all of this.

I heard a joke once (can't remember the show/comedian) along these lines that was perfect:

See, now you've just made me remember the supremely awkward ending with the guy talking about his satisfying relationship with the head-in-the-slab. THANKS OBAMA!