Or refuses to go on set unless a makeup artist shows him her boobs.

These are scarily similar to the book reviews my students hand in at the beginning of the year. I had a massive urge to scrawl all over this article in red pen.

Aw, the Night Circus! That was pure imagination and creativity. Loved it. Eagerly anticipating/totally dreading the inevitable movie adaptation.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the moral is women are whores and need to be controlled by right thinking men. Yay morals!

Lumberjacks are well paid? Dammit, I'm totally in the wrong career. Where's my plaid shirt and Monty Python CD?!

I'm loving all the comments from men (and some women) pointing out that, actually, sexism doesn't exist. So there.

I don't hear about the lack of men working as cleaners, or carers, or childminders. See? Works both ways.

Oh my GOD, I was looking everywhere for that Mike shaking Tim gif! *yoink!*

Is that Bones?!

Aaaagh Animorph reference you guys!! runs around in circles squeeing

Have you seen the 'Who Do You Think You Are' episode on him? It's so touching.

Ovaries: exploded.

Oh well that's all right then.

Even better.

'gratuitous butt-shots' - tautology? ; )

Hah! I came across that fact in a school history textbook of mine when I was in fourth year (about 15). Bizarre.

Joining a women's rugby team kind of did this for me. There's such a mix of body types, and it brought it home to me that fitness level doesn't correlate to body type necessarily. One of our best tacklers is five foot five and thin as a rake, while one of our fastest runners has a fuller figure. It's pretty awesome…

Well that is just an amazing gif.

I do not understand people.

YOU ARE KIDDING. Please, please be kidding. I want to throw up. God, I wish he'd served every second of that 1000 years.