Holy cow, that is vile

Haha Cubs aren’t winning this series

This is the most horrifying turn of events conceivable

Ours. Ours can overcome that.

So you’re saying Weiner was involved some kind of Deepthroat activity?

Anthony Weiner’s Dong Tipped The FBI Off About New Clinton Emails

Well, I’m sure nobody would ever jump to any completely unfounded conclusions based on vague innuendo. That kind of thing would simply be unprecedented for a Clinton pseudoscandal.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

For posterity, as there is a chance this may not last:

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

+1 blown 3-1 lead

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

This is the hometown of your very own weekend editor. Just thought you’d all like to know.

“In an agreed statement of facts the defendant confessed he was not a collegiate swimmer and had never been deemed an Olympic prospect in any sport.”

You’re human garbage.

Based on these standards, stealing nude photos of JLAW is 6x worse than raping a drunk girl behind a dumpster.

i bet he wishes he had chosen a prolonged standoff with federal authorities over a land dispute now, doesnt he? 18 months indeed.

Safe bet the food’s no good.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?