No but LOOK! Touchbar! Touch ID! Shiny!

No. Why would you need such a thing on a laptop? I think the somewhat tepid sales of Microsoft’s surface shows it’s not as big a feature as their marketing might lead you to believe.

Apple has convinced its users that those are not useful features in a laptop, it will be years and years before they go that route.

They probably have a $49.95 adapter for that.

He is very fast and coordinated for a big. 7 footers arent supposed to be so quick and smooth.

On two consecutive plays starting at 1:34 in that video, he dunks on Kenneth Faried on a pick and roll, then curls off a pindown for an 18-foot catch-and-shoot. One player isn’t supposed to do both of those things.

I really want us to start a rescue for Anthony Davis.

Soar like the eagle you are

I feel like we all kind of forgot that Embiid was the consensus No. 1 pick in the 2014 draft before his foot fell apart. JoJo was probably the best two-way player in all of college basketball that season. If he’s draining 3's consistently and protecting the rim like that, he’s probably gonna go for Rookie of the Year.

In size - yes. In flavor? No friggin way. It’s a mediocre slice and I can point out 20 better spots near City Hall.

I’m sure Adams will review the game film and make the needed defensive adjustments. After the game tape is converted to anime of course.

In Wrigley he’d be standing pantsless in the concourse, pissing in a cup.

Speak for yourself

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

The person taking the pics, easily.

Feels good man

Pictured: Two assholes standing next to one another.