Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

First they came for the sheriffs.

As a Jew, I’ve been wondering this whole election “when are the Jews going to get dragged into this?”

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

Chief Wahoo’s gotta go, simple as that. It’s been true for decades. Why is it OK to reduce Native Americans to a set of slurs, caricatures and stereotypes? This goes for Washington NFL, this goes for the Atlanta Braves too. Remember the shit the latter caught when they nearly brought back Noc-A-Homa for a BP hat?

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

As a (red sox) fan, the psychological weight of that Cleveland bullpen on a lineup was unreal. Feels like the second time through the order is their last crack at it, no matter who the starter is. Same feel in the ALCS, and same feel last night.

It can’t be reiterated enough how well Francona is managing this too. Sure that bullpen and Kluber make it much easier but I am willing to bet 90% of MLB managers wouldn’t be making all these correct decisions. They would leave Kluber in too long, not have the guts to use Miller and Allen like this or manage the other…

This was not the best outing of his career. You obviously aren’t paying attention. He is the holder of one of the single greatest pitching performances in major league history.

2/3 * 0 = 0. Science.

Simmons was my favorite new player last year. One game he pulled this ridiculous spin move to a dunk at full speed.

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

Deadspin really should have a Joe Buck trigger warning for any embedded videos. His voice gives me seizures.

Indians in Three

Most grandfathers find racist cartoons soothing.

This series is not helping my grandfather’s dementia. He saw the two teams on TV and looked more confused than ever.