Let’s compromise, Chris. Since there were actually only 9 more Argentines on the pitch for most of the game today, I think it’s fair to say that Messi shoulders a shade under 0.91% more of the blame than usual here.

That’s one way to make the networks broadcast the shenanigans, I suppose.

Here’s hoping Vegas doesn’t bet it all on Black [and Silver]

“Wingspan"

I’ve been waiting all week for this post! I’m so happy!

That’s funny; herbs typically aren’t salty.

Remember that time David Kahn took a point guard not named “Steph Curry”?

I personally didn’t like it as much that way, but I’ll happily honor your request.

Counterpoints:

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Patrick, with all due respect, I wish Draper had been forced to write this article.

Unfortunately, they won today so no post. Will hopefully get to post on Friday after they play the Mariners. After all, there’s always the next game!

You’re welcome!

This would never have happened in women’s soccer.

For once I am actively rooting for the Cardinals to win something. I feel dirty all over.

Yup. You can’t be offside in your own half.

Everything is bigger in Texas...especially bullshit like this.

This line in his most recent piece on LeBron slayed me:

His effort on this pitch > his effort on that pitch

I wish that Patrick would have allowed this comment to remain in the grays so that it would be all the more appropriate.