If only there was a Twitter account that would offer ironic takes on what Mike Florio and other sports reporters do/say/think...a PFT commenter, if you will.

Ronaldo is surely celebrating Bale’s brilliant play.

One day, this kid will be hired by the Yankees to be the assistant to the traveling secretary...or an architect.

I wonder what Alabama’s most famous lawyer would have to say about this.

If you’re a fan of a dogshit team, this is your Christmas.

Even if LeBron had managed to steal Draymond’s soul and complete that dunk during the Cavs’ final possession, this still would be the play that I would remember most. This is his signature play, one that he has honed for over a decade, being done in the most high-stakes situation possible. Unbelievable.

Hinkie and The Slain.

Did Nike fail to stipulate what LeBron should wear, or did he just not care?

Despite the fact that I have literally never been happier following last night, this article still managed to elevate my mood. Thank you, St. Louis.

Drew, can you release any and all email/text/semaphoric messages that you have sent to Draper over the past week and a half? The world deserves to see them.

Mozgov is champion. Mozgov has ring. Mozgov will soon be forced to give ring to Putin so Putin can kill someone. Mozgov hope that someone not Mozgov.

And his silence continues. Could someone check on him?

Native Clevelander currently working in Baltimore after college. Walked to work wearing the smallest Cavs apparel I had on hand: a beanie. Got literal pats on the back on my walk to work.

As a Clevelander who wasn’t fully behind his return, likening it to getting back together with a girlfriend who ripped your heart out by dumping you for another, hotter guy and letting him put a ring on it, believe me when I say that he can do whatever the hell he wants and we all will still worship him.

This deserves a commemorative Photoshop job. I call it “Droopy Draper Dog”

I’m going to go with South Africa, as that’s where the vast majority of the Zulu people currently reside. They deserve commemorative Warrior apparel, after all.

Well, depending on who is foolish enough to sign Harrison Barnes, there might be a less impactful max player in the playoffs next year.

So...do we have a Draper update yet?

If only TNT had rights to the finals. You just know Barkley would have touched him.