So, if I read that correctly, Donald Trump is offended by the name “Redskins”?

Nah, it’s controlled by the guy who wants to have drones deliver packages to your door.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trust me when I say that there are no rings - basketball or otherwise - in Cleveland in recent memory.

Don’t pay the haters any mind, Raptors! Yukon do it!

Could have been worse; York could have taken him to Mendy’s.

I don’t care, so long as it covers up their chest, bat, and balls and isn’t a short-sleeved hoodie.

Yes.

Hey! Mafala Hatimbi finally made it to Sal Tlay Ka Siti! Ma Ha Nei Bu, Eebowai!

Well played, good sir.

You mean other than Chris Bosh, right?

It can really be hard to separate one’s rooting interest from one’s interest in the sport itself. But when it happens, that’s when you know you love the sport.

Great synopsis.

Yeah, I really wish that I had enough sense to have done that. Unfortunately alcohol and foresight don’t mix well.

You’re completely right...especially if he tries to out-Curry Curry by jacking up threes from the logo, which - let’s be honest - he will totally try and do at least once this series.

...fit?

All the more reason I prefer Westbrook. But that’s just me. Someone could easily argue in favor of Steph and KD and I would never call them “wrong.” I’ll giddily watch either way.

“Earthquake San Francisco”...23,500,000 Google results

You know, it’s that thing where when you accidentally bump into a white person you say, “Excuse me, I’m so sorry!”

And that’s the kind of Midwestern civility I’ve missed since moving away to the East Coast.