I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that you are a Cardinals fan.

I know, I know, but making an earthquake metaphor using Oakland just doesn’t have the same ring to it when San Francisco is right there.

The cat clearly saw some Birds and took it upon itself to attack.

Despite their inconsistencies (read: Westbrook being moodier than a 14 year old experimenting with emoism), they were always capable of winning the series.

This is a good dream.

For the sake of watchability and NBA fans everywhere, I move that the Adam Silver sends the Heat and Raptors packing and makes the Cavs play the Spurs in the next round.

All I took away from this article is this: there is a man named Dick Pound and that, apparently, he has never been nominated for Name of the Year.

Young up-and-coming/overachieving teams are always the most fun ones to watch. Well done Portland! Thanks for the entertaining season!

My working hypothesis is that LaMarcus is depressed about the Trail Blazers succeeding without him on their roster. It’s like he broke up with his girlfriend of 9 years and, upon running into her a few months later and seeing that she has moved on, gets incredibly depressed.

The fauxhawk didn’t help either; it makes him him like a jackass.

Do you have a link to video of this? I really want to watch.

Can you really call it “overperforming” when the Thunder’s offense runs through a player so volatile that his explosions regularly register on the University of Oklahoma’s seismographs?

If I’m not mistaken, I believe he starred in a variety of pornographical films from that era.

If that happens, what’s the over/under on the number of headlines referencing the fact that it’s a rematch of the 2012 Finals (minus LeBron, of course)?

If you’re willing to troll every comment he makes, I will make a concerted effort to star each of your replies to him.

I fully goddamn agree.

I love watching Russ and KD, but if I don’t get to see a best-of-seven series between the Warriors and the Spurs, I will flip a shit.

The title of this article makes the above .gif necessary

That take is the hottest thing to come out of Canada since my middle school girlfriend WHO TOTALLY EXISTED

This take is hotter than The Peg is cold after an Alberta Clipper. Take it down a few degrees centigrade, buddy.