It was a running gag on Deadspin a few years back.

Bartolo could hit a triple against the Cardinals.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

BARTOLO COLON

At least the list’s River isn’t on fucking fire...

I’d argue with you if you said that his best teammate in that series wasn’t Dellavedova.

This comment deserves more love.

Admittedly that was the post-season record and not the all-time record...but goddamn what a great retort! Kudos!

You have to hope they did...but they probably didn’t because it’s so much funnier to watch Chuck spout nonsense on national television.

Yes. Yes we can. And we should. Because it was incredible.

If someone were to tell me before the season that a team was going to break the record for 3 pointers made in a game, my response would have been “So...how many of those 3s did Steph make?”

That guy in the blue shirt sitting in the second row is an asshole. GET UP AND GET THAT MAN’S BRICKED SHOTS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

While my response was meant to be cheeky, let me say - sincerely - that 70% of TV homes?!?!? Now I’m actually stunned.

This is absolutely stunning. I cannot for the life of me believe that Fox Sports 1 ever had 2 million subscribers.

Despite me being a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan, given the context of poor calls by referees and a tall, ridiculously athletic player/cheatcode receiving a pass, my mind first went to this upon seeing “Calvinball”:

I had the exact same response upon seeing that play last night, Tom. Even for the Spurs, that was gorgeous.

That is more dysfunction than any team should be physically able to muster.

Unless you can somehow tune into your dog’s internal monologue...

The NFL Network’s coverage of this pick was actually priceless.

At least we know that he’s not gay like Michael Sam; that would have been a distraction.