Here I thought it was the job of an offensive lineman to not let his guys get sacked.

Man, Tunsil’s draft stock is taking quite the hit and is dropping like a stone(r).

“...or burning Jimmy Haslam alive.”

Here’s the original SNL video for all of those interested.

No waste? Really? You didn’t even do away with the moronic piece of plastic that allegedly functions to keep the cheese from sticking to the box but whose actual use is merely as a nightstand in Barbie’s Dream House.

That’s all I needed to know. Thanks Billy!

Forgive me Patrick but is your opening assessment really accurate? I honestly don’t know. This iteration of the Charlotte Hornets didn’t even exist in 2001, after all...and unlike the Lakers relocation (where they took their rings and history with them) or the Browns relocation (where Cleveland kept their history),…

Later this year I say we seek out a compromise: let him into the United States but, instead of calling him 18, claim his age is only 3/5 of that of a normal 30-year-old American. I’m sure we’ve done something like this before...

If only the Clippers had planned ahead and gotten some insurance.

Remember the first line from our second hastily mande tourism video, Kevin:

I mean, so did I, but my drink of choice was tequila.

And will likely be delivered either here, here, or here.

Don’t feel too bad, MTV. An error like this...it’s not unusual. It happens every day. No matter what you say. You find it happens all the time.

You gotta feel for Charlotte, here. The city does the right thing, gets overruled at the state-level, and now might have to pay for the state’s bigotry.

Theoretically, I fully agree.

Completely valid.

Run. Bills fans may just kill you for that comment.

They have those “assets” every few years. And then they always blow them.

Here's hoping the Rams take Wentz.

Fucking Cardinals in [insert year here]