I am eagerly awaiting to read Bill Simmons thoughts on this matter.

Emilio Estevez

Super Saiyan gif or GTFO.

Scalabrine or GTFO

That’s how I interpreted it.

As a Cleveland sports fan, I want one of these.

Counterpoint: He could have declared last year, avoided all of those “insane and unfair rules,” been drafted higher than he will be later this month, and gotten paid more money.

Barry, you forgot to mention the fact that the final Warriors-Spurs game is in San Antonio, where the Spurs are 39-0...and that no team has ever gone 41-0 at home.

I’d be OK with 13-69ers.

I’m fully convinced that the whatever it is that it contains, the contents of a hotdog are not meat in origin.

Just wait for a shattered bat.

Here’s hoping the pizza guy is able to make his way through security because you just know Michelangelo ordered some.

All teams involved in these games will probably have to send some sideline staff members home in order to avoid going over 140 characters.

Architype-Django: the next Krapsnaps Bazingas?

I’m 99% sure that this is the first time since the Joe Paterno saga that my alma mater has been mentioned on Deadspin.

I don't know, Burke; it looks half-full to me.

Still a more legit degree than a bachelors degree in African-American Studies from UNC.

This sums your argument up perfectly.