“Muscle Hamster”...and Doug Martin can be known as “Krapsnaps Bazinga.”

Merci, la sécurité du Stade de France #ViveLaFrance

Not sure they play American Football in New Zealand.

Actually no. In the US the hues of the lights are such that colorblind people ARE able to tell them apart.

The picture above is apparently unaltered. The difference is immediate to most everyone able to see color.

You must be confused. They’re very clearly black and blue.

8% of the male population has some sort of colorblindness. The players are male, the coaches are male, and the refs are male. SOMEONE is going to make a major fuckup because of this and I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to see who it is. Where art thou, Vinny Testaverde?

Always remember to trust the ball

I bet Caitlyn Jenner wears them, too. She’s a hero; she is stunning and brave.

+1 7-1 record

No. The rules are arbitrary and hypocritical, and thus mandate public scrutiny, else they will never change.

Precedent dictates that they’re actually being paid by the DoD for this.

+1 amber waves of brain injury

“I can’t have any words,” Norman said.

That might help him get on Stephanie’s level.

Yay AFC East vs. AFC South Super Bowl!

VW-Guy-R32 daily fantasy player who lost money because of Mozgov. VW-Guy now complain about Mozgov, even though Mozgov awesome. VW-Guy should no play DЯaftKings and start cheer Mozgov.

BREAKING NEWS - Team Trading Unprotected Pics, Sam Hinkie Denies Involvement.

Are we supposed to expect some kind of editorial consistency here or does each writer just poop out whatever?