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...Subway doesn’t serve hot dogs.

Someone learned how to trust the ball from Arnold.

They technically aren’t *ON* the field...

Football Alex Gordon

The beltway around Boston is also known as I-495. While “primary” interstates - those with one or two-digit names - are identical across the country, three-digit interstates are “auxillary” and their names are oftentimes repeated across the country. The only thing two identically named interstates have in common is

No, that would be if the Patriots resigned Tebow.

The fact that this week’s Sunday Afternoon Movie is for Ravens fans makes me - a Browns fan currently residing in Baltimore - giddy.

Pretty sure you’re confusing Chris Christie and Donald Trump...

Calvin and the Chipmunks

[he refers] to the Brits as “bad losers”

+1 nepotistic hiring

JJ Watt was in that late, too...and he was already hobbled.

Man, what’s up Muscle Hamster’s butt?

Andra Davis & André Davis

So...who do we in the comments section focus our vehement rage upon now?

This .gif always deserves 100 stars, regardless of its context.

Fun fact: unlike the bacon jalapeño mac and cheese, the cricket jalapeño mac and cheese is totally kosher.

“guy who totally misses the point”

I prefer Pop[ovich]