“...lean on Patrick Shurmur more.”

I wouldn’t mind playing with him. Then again, I’m a Browns fan.

Attention Former Clemson Tigers CJ Spiller and Andre Ellington,

So this guy just started tugging it and eventually got it off?

Hey Dave - it's Dave, right? - have you ever been inside a Volcano?

And it’s not even close. Sometimes I’m more interest in his analyses than I am in the actual game. He’s so good!

He still wants some nasty, though.

Insert blunt joke here

The top image still gets me.

Ditto. HOW THE FUCK HASN’T THIS HAPPENED YET?!?!?!?!?!

He wouldn’t even have been invited in the first place.

Darn. That's a major disappointment. Thanks for letting me know.

Hey Tom, is there any chance Phyllis called in following Bama’s loss, too?

Hopefully the groundskeepers can rectify the situation.

Thanks, Bearry!

I’m American so I’m not good at math. All I can say for sure is that they have fewer than Putin...

Definitely a top-2 party in America right now.

Someone get this man a Kiko Alonso jersey; he deserves it.

We all knew it was coming :)

Meanwhile, their basketball team eked out a tough 3-0 victory.