Way to look at the paper cup of dip spit as being half-full.

Hey Burke, are you sure you’re reporting on the correct 2014 Browns first round pick with off the field issues who has turned out to be a major bust and is currently buried on the depth chart?

Given her serving, more like “fault-down.”

And you know what, they DID end up seeing history.

Personally, my mind immediately went to Goku’s kamehameha upon seeing the picture...

I’m going to leave this question up to the commissioned Air Force captain.

He and RC Burford are actually incredibly highly revered in league circles. In addition, when it comes to Pop, fans love him, the media loves him, and players love him. Plus, he’s widely regarded as one of the best coaches in NBA history. While on the court, Pop can be intense (e.g. “I WANT SOME NASTY!”), in real life…

Meanwhile, NBA analyst Chad Ford steadfastly maintains that he had Tom Brady as the #1 QB prospect on his 1999 NFL draft board.

Hey Chris, did you happen to get that crazy Texans fan Susan to help you out with tomorrow’s “Why Deadspin Sucks” article? I’m way too excited/impatient to wait...

From now on I will submit letters to every judge in charge of a high-profile sports case that reads “Hey Deadspin, bring back Dickey” just because I know that eventually it will be posted on the site.

HE’S GONNA LEAVE HIS STOOP!

Oh, Mr. Cartmendez...

I’m not touching this argument with a 10-foot pole. I simply want to say that I love the Hey Arnold!-based name.

Clint Missed on Purpose

Hey now, just because Larry Wilmore is black doesn’t make his being underrated “criminal.”

How Marchman’s Cereal Rankings doesn’t make the cut is beyond me.

Are you ever gonna bring back Dickey?

Asst: Will that be USD or CAD?

+1 Loonie

Maybe Beamer was on to something with those absurd fines...