Yup, you’re completely right. But do we really expect a child abuser who possesses a level of self-awareness that would rival that of Mel Gibson to understand the nuances of collective bargaining and contract law?

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Misspelled. Sorry!

*searches for a retort*

Substitute “Hinkle” for “Amaro” and the story reads the exact same way. I’d feel some pity for Philly fans if, you know, they weren’t Philly fans...

Oh, I fully agree; they could definitely have picked a better actor for Fallon to impersonate. That being said, his answer and wager are by far my favorite Final Jeopardy response in the series.

KEBERT XELA

I see your Connery and raise you Jimmy Fallon’s French Stewart.

Just because you hold your phone in portrait mode doesn't mean that that monstrosity of a setting should be the default for videography.

Why can’t landscape mode just be the default setting?

He rose to the occasion.

Howwwwwwdy hoooooooooo!

Good to know I wasn’t the only one who misread “Fredbird” as “Freebird”

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Jack Dickey

And the author in question was somehow chosen as editor-in-chief. Oh Deadspin...

And the author who did that is now editor-in-chief...

That, my good sir, was art.

For all of us here in the Deadspin comments section, go fuck yourself, Bill Simmons.

And yet Blackmon remains in purgatory.