Jack Dickey

Is it just me or does Buchholz look like Bill Hader in the lede picture?

What the hell is Thor doing in Seattle? He knows the Thunder left for Oklahoma over five years ago, right?

Since you’re a Vonnegut fan, and thus - unlike me - can appreciate Breakfast of Champions, I’m going to venture a guess and assume Steelers fan. Am I right?

To quote my least favorite author ever, “So it goes.”

Choosing the Browns as my team in the first place.

FWIW I did end up walking over to take a few innings in. Everyone was in surprisingly high spirits and behaved properly. The policeman stationed inside the plaza’s gate was more than willing to chat with us and after the game a few members of the broadcasting booth came out, too.

And now I have a new Halloween costume. Thanks!

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Proposed deal: Browns trade 2 first rounders and the rights owner Jimmy Haslam to Tennessee for...I don’t fucking know, an Elvis sandwich?

This just in: Browns hire Joakim Noah as Johnny Manziel’s life coach.

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was just impersonating Austin Rivers

POEtic.

No argument here. Probably why Haslam hired him in the first place.

Orange Tie guy is Alec Scheiner, president of the team. Nerd guy is Joe Banner, the guy who was his boss at the time.

I can't do justice to how great Ferguson was.

Tom! You're forsaking the bear agenda! NO MORE KOALAS!

Let me guess, the institution did not admit any wrongdoing?

Schefter broke it too early.

At least he didn't go to Ricky Davis or Andray Blatche levels of triple double whoring.