Despite how good of a game this was the best part was listening to Bill Walton babble for 40+ minutes. He was absolutely hilarious and his obsession with volcanoes (he mentioned them another 5 times tonight, easily, prompting Pasch to say "I had enough volcano talk yesterday") merits another Deadspin article. My…

Hey Marchman, make sure to give Kevin a raise. There is no reason in hell he should be watching this game when Cavs-Spurs is on. That's devotion.

Still had a better career than Gabbert

Hey Tom,

Love the idea but you can be more efficient than that! For your approval:

Biggest surprise of the video? The ref was not Joey Crawford

Despite the frigid conditions, the pile of shit that Hinkie put on the court continued to steam.

You mean "hanged"

Dear Jaguars,

At this point in time it's obligatory.

Be honest, Tom: you were about to instinctively file this story to "BEARS!" until you realized that us commenters would be relentless pedants and call for your head if you did so...so you made the tag "Koala Bear Friday." Am I pretty much spot on?

When I read the Post's article this morning I was enraged that the reporter wasn't way more critical of this fuckwad's stupidity and I ended up punching the wall next to my desk. Rather than explain how fraudulent this motherfucker was being - or, better yet, letting Anthony Fauci or Paul Offit shoot every one of his…

Where's the Love?

Following Smith's logic, Manziel couldn't have landed in a better spot. Let's all spend a minute imagining how much more he would suck had he not been drafted by the Browns.

I say "well-branded" because there's no evidence that Lynch has ever smoked it.

Option A: Live in a world where Skip Bayless is right when it comes to a moral debate

This is the upper bound:

This highlight reel does Klay one injustice, and that's that it omits the unnecessary three pointer Klay took after being fouled at the end of the quarter. Of course he hit that, too. Incredible display.

...neither he nor L.A.'s brass have any incentive to put more basketball on his weary bones before November.