...ugh.

Browns fan here. Can we just talk about the draft instead?

Not to mention that it was filmed horizontally. Someone at Fox should really hire the videographer; they could use a few pointers.

Beer is a food.

I respect the decision but I have to wonder if it's truly in his best interest. While he may not feel like he is "ready," the fact remains that following three stellar games and a national championship, his stock is probably at its acme already. Another year - possibly on the bench - with scouts' eyes watching his…

I was hoping it would be Tim Donaghy who called but hey, I'll take it!

Hey Dan Snyder, there's a name change battle that you're not apart of! Hurry up and form the Oregonian Antecedent Foundation!

And now we wait for the obligatory thread detailing the stuff that Sad/Angry/Racist Alabama Fans say/do/put online following a loss. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

Also the time Ley cost the site ̶$̶3̶2̶5̶ an undisclosed amount of money

I'm with Charolastra; he was probably shoving the corkscrew up the ass and using the spatula to spank himself. Some freaky sequence of events probably led to the resulting penile injury.

The old racist asshole who no longer owns the Clippers

Could someone just hack FIFA, already? Like actually, how has this not happened yet?

Could be worse; the Panthers got the measles and they forfeited the season

One slight caveat I would like to mention. While the majority of flu vaccines are produced in eggs, the FDA approved flu vaccines utilizing influenza virus grown in cell culture back in the Fall of 2012. Since that year's vaccines had already been in production since that March, the 2012-2013 season did not utilize…

Albert, I keep waiting for your consistent updates of the Lakers' ineptitude to get old and stale and yet somehow they are still fucking hilarious. God bless this team.

Too bad we aren't talking about the Oregon Ducks. This comment would have been absolutely flawless, then.

Remind me, Albert, doesn't Kobe still have that no-trade clause in his contract? Obviously he could wave it, but in most of the homer-proposed scenarios it's hard to imagine him not saying, "Fuck you, Kupchak."

+0.1

They could very easily be 8-1, with that one loss being to the Jags. It's incredible. I'm all in on the American Hoyer Story.

His zodiac sign is Leo