This doesn't seem quite right. Where are all of those "championships" those SEC schools have laid "claim" to?

Meg. Meggggggggggg. Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg.

They need to expand this by making a map of which college football team each zip code roots most vehemently against. While some might be obvious (wait, you mean Ohio State and Michigan don't like each other??), others might be rather fascinating. For instance, imagine some random part of Utah hates Alabama. Did some…

I'm just waiting for the day Fauria incorporates Lil' Rufio into a touchdown celebration.

*Red Sox Official Scorer scores it E5*

*Ortiz flips his shit*

*All is right with the world*

Reggie Bush obviously completely understands what "discipline" means. That's the reason he took two years to return his Heisman.

+97...and counting

Sadly, the $150,000 investigation that Mayor Adam West commissioned to investigate who was stealing his water was a more worthwhile investigation.

Fuck Beggin' Strips for making me think of their stupid commercial instead of letting me appreciate the unbridled bliss that is Walter.

Here I was hoping Lil B would make an appearance just so I could see his persona rating.

I can only find one: the trowel next to his neck. Can anyone help with the other?

Trying to decide which is the most appropriate:

Very well written article, Andy. Given that just yesterday my aunt was complaining over dinner that the O'Bannon would cripple Title IX and I had no way to respond to her, I truly appreciate it.