100% a Newfie; I cracked up on the moment it came on screen.

BURN IT DOWN, JERRY!!!

So...logically...?

Stephen A.’s name better be on this list.

I’m waiting for the inevitable post about Alabama fans breaking their TVs...

He’ll have plenty of time to work out once the Russia investigation concludes.

It’s clearly that hard when you’re a model ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Such delicious irony; please let this contract dispute go on forever!

Contractually, that’s what I might have expected.

I thought the same thing at first but the truth is that a physical exam is only as good as a patient’s medical history allows...and that would require willing participation of the patient (although I don’t pretend to know the NFL’s rule when it comes to exchanging medical records in non-trade scenario, especially in…

This is clearly on the Packers’ medical staff; there is absolutely no excuse for them not knowing how to give a proper physical to a black unicorn.

Had Watson gotten injured a few days earlier - before the October 31st trade deadline - you’d absolutely be on to something. Unfortunately for the Giants, they’re now doomed to play out the remainder of the season with a broiling QB controversy. As for the Texans, they’re in a similar boat; after all, it’s not like…

Let’s remember some guys:

Kinja needs far more Calvin and Hobbes-centric posts.

Please let this happen

THE PROCESS LIVES ON

Hey Deadspin, leave Tampa Bay kickers alone already! It’s been a rough few years for them; show them some MRSA!

Drink whenever he fails to catch/pick a ball cleanly; it’s a fantastic drinking game!