I’m choking back tears but this really made me laugh. Thanks.

Shut the fuck up you drippy dickhole.

Wait, Philadephia doesn’t even expect Wentz to play this season? It’s like they’re doing the whole “let him develop his game while backing up a solid veteran” thing, except that it’s Chase Daniel.

Why aren’t there other sites/collectives like Deadspin? Are there? The possibility that this may all go away is disheartening. Come on, we can make it work, baby.

I haven’t read this submission yet, but I already know nothing can be funnier than the phrase “possible rapist and certified crab burglar, Jameis Winston.”

I shall now read this submission.

Is this real?

LOL

All microphones are that are in Cleveland are inside toilet reservoirs.