Walk in, drive out? If this were me, I’d prefer to be called Michael.

Yeah, I’d have to say this should be on the list...

That dealer gave me an idea, “What are the best dealership names?....coming soon, to Jalopnik.com!

I’m loving that, as much of an artist that he was and the amount of money he was worth, that there is nothing overly exotic or “typical rich person car” in his collection. He was worth more than a lot of artists today and a lot of them with way less money have Veryons, LaFerrari’s etc.

That settles it. Doug killed Prince.

How long till we start renting out our toilets?

Road & Track once did an article looking back on the Crosley, which is another car with pretty tepid performance. The owner of the featured car said that while other cars blew away from him at every green light, when he got up to the next red light, there they’d be waiting for him.

I honestly almost cried when the TSA people took my pink mace that I accidentally left strapped to my backpack at 5 a.m. on the way to that E300 drive. After three hours on the road, it was emotional.

How dare you come here with facts!!!! This is internet; Dumb here only!

I worked on one of the early prototypes when I interned at Honda R&D in Ohio a few years back. Ohio is in America.

Let me tell you, this is a whole-ass american vehicle. Feels like one. Was designed like one. Is built like one. They designed and make ‘em here.

Rich Emirati: (in Arab accent, of course) What’s the top speed, 266?

I wonder where we can go to hear thoughts about this and more...

Hell, go buy two Comanches.

Just buy a Comanche.

This car has three seats. How many hookers do you need at one time?!

a Porsche I can’t use to pick up anyone? Seems kinda nutty to have no room for hookers..

Tsunamis (cough)

Japan has lots of experience of rebuilding after serious damage. *cough* Hiroshima *cough*

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.